EThroughout the year during the week of the Oscars, it became a tradition for all candidates for a meeting and a meal together. Usually, a collective image; Something people in the attendees can look at and cherish it, knowing that at the moment when all competition fell and found joy in the ocean themselves with their gifted colleagues.
At least this is the idea. Anyone who was in a collective image will witness, these things are absolute chaos. There are simply many people who have to control, and the resulting image is generally of strange fashion, strange expressions and hostile body language. As such, let’s use this year’s OSCARS category image to deliver some of our awards.
The most famous: Cenatia Evo and Ariana Grande (front row, center)
This is a lower category, and more shameful. The Academy Awards ceremony is the largest night in the evaluation of filmmaking, and I earn a livelihood for writing about filmmaking, and until now I don’t know who most of these people are. If this image proves anything, the films you enjoy often make by unknown people that you will not give them a second look if you find a bag on a bus. So, thank God for the stars of the bad guys, Ariana Grande and Sinthia Evo, at least made an effort. Yes, it is useful to be among the most famous people in the room. Yes, it is useful to sit in the front row. Yes, it is useful to appear to wear explicit clothes for the purpose of standing in a collective image, and it seems most happier for his presence than anyone else. But mainly, it is useful to know who they are. Congrats!
The most keen to stay away from all this: Timothy Chalamite (third row from behind, the far left)
We forget anything that you said about this image, as it is a strong opportunity for the participants to demonstrate that they are part of a broader society. Frankly, just look at the body language on Chaalamit here. His face is a narrow smile of hesitation. He tilted away from his neighbor with his entire stem, and the way you go if a strange -smelling person knocks themselves next to you on the garden seat. The strange thing is that it appears to be raising a fist, as if he was preparing for you to get out of the room. The poor boy appears to have a nightmare.
The least able to look at the camera: James Manguld (the second row from the back, the far right)
James Mandel, your job is literally photographing people. I have become one of our best movie makers because you are good in taking people and getting them to stand in the right places in front of the camera. However, look at you. Everyone looks at the photographer, but not you. You are staring at the man in front of you, lost in your own world. Will you kill your chin a little? You have no choice but to make another good movie this year so that you can try to look at the camera properly when this image is taken again a year from now.
Agher Satan: Zoe Saldana and Mickey Madison (front row, center left)
It is really difficult to say what is going on here. Most of those present gets sitting in regular cinemas, with the exception of a few people at the forefront sitting on chairs that are placed in spots intended for wheelchair users. Four people sit in four chairs on the right side of the image. It seems that four chairs were placed on the left side, but five people sit there. actually, Andrew WattIt seems that Zoe Saldana and Mickey Madison were pressed only on two seats. Why this? There are a lot of empty seats elsewhere in the hall. One of them can go to sit next to Chalamite. He may have rejoiced with him a little. I think someone gave a giant attack about his dedicated position to the seat and gambling himself in the front row, to the discomfort around them. The question is: Who?
The most clearly bored: Diane Warren (fourth grade, sixth of the right)
Another year for Lyran Warren, Another nomination For a song in a movie that no one has heard. Oscar night waved on the horizon obligated to end the disappointment. The entire Warren halo screams, “Let’s just implement this and do it.” Who can blame it?
Most psychotic staring: Era Borisov (back row, fourth from the left)
If you see Anora, you will know that Borisov is somewhat severe. But nothing he did at all – nothing has done by anyone in the history of the entire life on Earth – can coincide with the density of the absolute vibration of the face that he pulls in this image. It seems as if he is ready to get to the screen and take your eyes with his thumb. Just give him Oscar, for the sake of God.
The death of the most needed dolls: an unknown topic (front row, third on the right)
Sorry, lady, I do not know who you are, but Elamo does not deserve to end his life for this purpose.